We did have a significant wait until our table was ready...I think our booking was for 3pm...and we weren't seated until just after 4. A few in the group ordered starters and they were served on the couches so that was OK. At least we had ordered by the time we got to our table so the mains were quick to arrive. My least favourite bit about the menu was that nearly everything was "for two"...I really fancied the fish pie, but as I didn't have a number 2 to share it with I went for the Torbay sole with capers, leeks and anchovies. Most everyone else got a Sunday roast...6 of us got the chicken for 2 (it was recommended when we first arrived), 1 got the roast pork, 1 the rabbit and bacon pie for 2 (he finished it on his own...impressive and scary), and 2 shared a cheese plate (the cheese board is something from my dreams). The roast dinners came with a lovely array of potatoes, veggies, and massive Yorkshire puddings. My fish was gorgeous. Very delicate flavour with a nice crunch from the fried leeks and a kick from the capers and anchovies, which nearly overpowered but I enjoyed nonetheless. I really should have gone for a starter as well, but managed to steal a few roasted potatoes from friends to help fill me up.
Again the dessert menu offered quite a few "for two" options. Despite drooling over the cheese board I was excited when my friend offered to share the chocolate pudding for 2...I don't normally go for chocolate dessert but I was up for it and decided to treat myself to a glass of dessert wine to go with. By that stage I was starting to get nervous about the soon to come weird tea date with ex and decided one glass of wine would do me good. The chocolate pudding was awesome. Crisp on the outside and soft and gooey on the inside. Really rich but hit the spot. Perfectly complimented by a small scoop of salted caramel ice cream and a small scoop of whipped cream with some delicious spiced crunch sugar snap things. The wine, wish I could tell you exactly what it was, was heavenly (ask for the sweet dessert wine £6 a glass ;)) and went well with the rich dark chocolate.
A delightful lunch...highly, highly recommended. I didn't go for the roast but I could tell it was a good one and I think good ones are hard to come by. I did pay £40 for the afternoon...a lot considering my original plan had been to sit at home and do the laundry...but also worth it for the quality and excellent service...although be prepared to wait on a Sunday, especially if you're in a large group.
The tea date with the ex on the other hand: as weird as expected. He wants to be friends and this was his effort to be friendly...I think I have enough friends thanks. I was tempted by the possibility he might greet me with champagne and confess how much he missed me and how he had realised he couldn't live without me. It's OK to hope, but it just leads to disappointment.
My advice: To avoid disappointment- tell the ex to f-off and go to The Crooked Well for Sunday lunch ;)


